Did you notice something? Scientists have discovered that the earth is rotating faster and faster. Actually, we’ve been observing that phenomenon over the last four years when Trump gave his best to break some new absolute taboo on a daily basis. And although the year 2021 is only two weeks old, the US have already witnessed an attempted coup, an impeachment, an ongoing global pandemic, almost 1.5 million completed two-dose vaccination regimen (yay!) and – let’s stick with earth-shattering events – Kim Kardashian’s new boyfriend! Well, anyone who’s been awake during physics lessons knows that it’s time to put on your seat belt before the planet shifts up another gear. Whatever time will bring, we’ll stay tuned for you and, as usual, cover the events with the best Tweets of the day.
I couldn’t decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there.
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) January 14, 2021
Proud dad moment today. My 10yr old son saw a new kid sitting by himself. Another friend and he decided to hang out with him over lunch. He got this lovely note at the end of the day😢❤️ pic.twitter.com/b1MNgvMeK7
— Ravi Kahlon (@KahlonRav) January 14, 2021
In the last year, I’ve eaten in a restaurant fewer times than the president has been impeached.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) January 14, 2021
joe biden says «no one working 40 hours a week should live below the poverty line» hoping one day we get a leader who believes NO ONE should live below the poverty line
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) January 15, 2021
fuck this pandemic i can’t keep buying things online just to have something to look forward to
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) January 12, 2021
Nancy Pelosi wore the same dress for both impeachments. She literally has a Trump impeachment outfit pic.twitter.com/ANSzBs35Fo
— Travis Allen 🇺🇸 (@TravisAllen02) January 14, 2021
Can’t believe we gave up hunting n gathering to pay rent
— paulo (@pauIoini) January 13, 2021
In my early 20’s, I worked in a bar. Sometimes drunk guys would try to start fights. The very nice bouncer would then basically pick them up and carry them out, so everyone else at the bar could have a good time.
Precisely zero people present thought this was «cancel culture.»
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) January 13, 2021
if adults can still be employed after storming the capitol building i can probably get a job with a nose ring
— abby (@abby0mal) January 12, 2021
she’s trying to throw us off https://t.co/5Y3TCvdks6
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) January 13, 2021