It’s Thursday. One day left then thank god you all, it’s finally weekend time. Instead of lying on the couch with your kids like always, we have some better tips for you. Did you know that there are worldwide championships in rope skipping? So why not revisit childhood memories and make a fool of yourself? Or have you ever heard of cow patty bingo? All you have to do is divide a cow pasture into units and wait to see on which part of the pasture the cows will take their nature’s call.
Normally, the game is played for small snacks or money, but for more fun, the first-born child can also be the bet. As you can see, we have the typical chaos today. So does our Daily. Definitely enough men, one or two date advises and the daily drama between parents and their kids. Enjoy!
#1:
every kid has a favourite character, and every parent has daydreamed vividly about murdering that character
— nash™ (@thenashleysays) January 14, 2020
#2:
Fun fact: Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel while on his back cause once they’re on their shell a turtle can’t flip over
— Steeve again (@steeve_again) January 14, 2020
#3:
Do not date or invest a significant amount of energy into a person that wouldn’t be willing to abandon society & join a raccoon colony with you
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) January 14, 2020
#4:
all tik tok has shown me is that if i have a wh*t* woman as my doctor or nurse my most intimate medical details are going to end up as block text in a video that features her doing the macarena to a doja cat song
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) January 14, 2020
#5:
Aladdin: I can show you the world
Jasmine: lets go to New York!
Aladdin: hold on
Jasmine: then London
Aladdin: wait
Jasmine: and then-
Aladdin: listen you wanna see Agrabah I can show you Agrabah
— pilau (@FU_TangClan) January 14, 2020
#6:
me trying to understand how my $14 postmates meal cost $27.43 pic.twitter.com/mqKFhoi6dg
— not brendan (@crocodilethumbs) January 15, 2020
#7:
doctor: describe your average night
me: they wear suits of armor
doctor: no I mean at bedtime
me: they probably take it off
— ⚠️maxx⚠️ (@climaxximus) January 15, 2020
#8:
Me "can we do the Princess Leia gold bikini roll play?"
Wife *sigh* "on one condition"
Me "anything"
Wife "I'm wearing the bikini this time."— Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy) January 11, 2020
#9:
Me: was your son fed?
Wife: yes.
Me: bathed?
Wife: yes.
Me: in bed on time?
Wife: yes.
Me: so I’m a “bad dad” why?
Wife: his pajamas.
Me: what about them?
Wife: THEY. DON’T. MATCH.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) January 15, 2020
#10:
welp that's enough of men for tonight pic.twitter.com/Re3YNIH2Nv
— Jessica Price (@Delafina777) January 14, 2020
