Maybe it’s just us but though we KNOW it’s Tuesday, there still are the usual shitty Monday vibes surrounding us. And just to be exact we’re talking about some Monday in January 2020 that makes no move to EVER end. It’s still winter, we are still stuck in the middle of a pandemic and there still is a rotten smell coming from Washington DC. We know, instead of celebrating our winter depression we should focus on the bright side… Let’s see! Inauguration is right ahead of us and we all realize what that means. Right, there is gonna be a new dog in the White House, two dogs, to be be exactly! Maybe our expectations of two dogs are a bit too high, but hey, anything is possible in 2021, right? Anyway, we have a feeling that Tuesdays are gonna start feeling like Tuesdays again once there’s a First Dog back in charge. Whatever happen’s we will cover it with our gems of the day. Please enjoy!
#1: Yesterday was Martin Luther King Jr. (MLK) Day!
if kaepernick kneeling made you uncomfortable, hate to break it to ya but you wouldn’t have liked this mlk guy
— greta gerNIG (@NILES100) January 18, 2021
your stepmother believes it’s time you make it on your own and i agree pic.twitter.com/9DQqFrGa4W
— beth (@bethbourdon) January 18, 2021
$15 minimum wage? how am I supposed to feel better about my position in the social hierarchy if there aren’t millions of people unnecessarily suffering beneath me? some of you don’t know economics
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) January 16, 2021
why would you say Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas broke up when you could just say BenAna Split
— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) January 18, 2021
the hard part of chess is the other player is always doin some shit
— conor tripler (@conor_tripler) January 18, 2021
Stunning pictures of the National Mall set up for inauguration with flags representing Americans who can’t attend in person (via Getty) pic.twitter.com/gi5kPHFkOt
— Amanda Terkel (@aterkel) January 19, 2021
Mexico has 2 days to pay for the wall.
— Robert Reich (@RBReich) January 18, 2021
This truck has a jellyfish launcher pic.twitter.com/rmAfeoJFrq
— Gary Meatballs (@GaryMeatballs) January 16, 2021
Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: «I’m gonna need more carrots.»
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) January 18, 2021
When your first year of life is 2020, everything is a sanitization station pic.twitter.com/NdPaRElnVy
— Alvin Foo (@alvinfoo) January 17, 2021