Best of Twitter from January 23, 2021

Joe Biden is the President of the United States for a few days now, and not gonna lie, there’s a strange feeling in the air: Boredom. No hateful tweets live from the bathroom at 2am, a press secretary that knows her stuff and isn’t gaslighting the press corps at the White House briefings, not even the constant fear of a sitting president loosing his shit over an overcooked cheeseburger and asking for the nuclear football. And it’s a good feeling. We like boring after four years of living in a Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode. We even miss the murder hornets a little bit, perhaps the writers of 2021 consider giving them a surprise comeback. It would be nice, and the alcohol industry is already waiting for some kind of spinoff. You know what’s also nice? Our gems for today. Enjoy!