It’s Sunday, it’s winter. So how about making today a lazy and relaxing day, taking a break and curling up on the couch with a coffee and our Daily? Sounds like a plan, right?
My kind of news day:
"Geologist Finds Rare Formation Inside Rock That Looks Exactly Like Cookie Monster on Sesame Street" pic.twitter.com/rKftbLw804
— Dr. Jacqueline Antonovich (@jackiantonovich) January 23, 2021
My 101 year old grandmother got vaccinated today. She fled the Nazis as a college student, still reads novels in four languages, paid for my education, drinks a ton of coffee, hates pepper, and adores almond croissants. I’m weeping.
— Johanna Winant (@johannawinant) January 23, 2021
I live in Spain but the S is silent
— Jacksepticeye (@Jack_Septic_Eye) January 23, 2021
pose with your sword the way guys on tinder pose with fish pic.twitter.com/s6oSJYATXe
— EJ Chong (@ejknoodles) January 23, 2021
Stop telling people not to put their business on Twitter.. I like reading it.
— Nicole White (@NayeKaizen) January 23, 2021
My uncle died and a week later a fat seagull smashed through my screen door and ate hot dog skin from my garage. I knew it was him, andall I could do was smile
— The Gentle Freak (@mitchysuch) January 23, 2021
This is a large meteor crater in Arizona. It missed the visitors’ center by only a few feet. pic.twitter.com/xCzeZ68CDl
— Philosopher King for select Zip codes (@signalborder) January 23, 2021
It feels good to only have to worry about a deadly pandemic now.
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) January 22, 2021
“once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “once im not depressed anymore”
— winnie (@_justwinnie) January 23, 2021
Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying “Are you sure this is a good idea” and my five year old son replying “Trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life
— non podhoretz (@crookedroads770) January 23, 2021