Hello and welcome to another episode of weekday madness. If you can read this, you have failed to avoid waking up on Monday. Yes, it’s a shame and an embarassment for all bedtime lovers and members of the couch potatoes all-stars but we don’t blame you for that. Instead we will offer you shelter and a fine selection of tweets for today. Enjoy!
i wish men spent more time telling other men to stop being predators instead of telling women to “be safe outchea/buy a weapon”.
— dr. b. h. scalliwag (@such_A_frknlady) January 23, 2021
having siblings is so weird lol you spend the first like 15 years of your lives fighting & one day u wake up like “this mf alright”
— 🌟 (@cashlesscarti) January 23, 2021
what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) January 24, 2021
Yesterday during a live lesson a student called me a 'fag' when he thought his mic was off. The amount of emails I have received from other students in the class, checking to see if I'm ok, has been so heartwarming. Change is coming people 😊
— Mr. Brooks (@english_brooks) January 23, 2021
The greatest American lie is that people from every other country wish they lived here. They don’t.
— peach 🍑 (@peachontwitta) January 23, 2021
if “uncomfortable” was a picture pic.twitter.com/v8qGFaUhxO
— 🧚♂️ (@uhprome) January 23, 2021
my dog when i have a friend over pic.twitter.com/oFA7mBlvtl
— Ivan Arguello (@ivanajokealot) January 22, 2021
Grad school is so stupid— i only went because i wanted to meet girls but now everything is on zoom so it’s impossible. So now i’m just like reading books for no reason
— april (@autogynefiles) January 23, 2021
When I say I’m in the mood for gourmet cuisine…this is actually what I mean. pic.twitter.com/gWRauqcMCK
— no.🧋 (@thisisnotbrianm) January 23, 2021
Marilyn Owlroe pic.twitter.com/pa1ieemu24
— 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫s (@FabulousWeird) January 23, 2021