What do Kevin Costner, Russel Crowe, Taron Egerton and a bunch of computer nerds have in common? Right, the destruction of Robin Hood’s memory. (Just kidding, Kevin Costner is a genius!) Although of course it’s hilarious that a trading platform called Robinhood is teaming up with big business to ruin a bunch of clever small individual investors. On the other hand, all of this craziness is only consistent, after all, it is the 13th month of 2020 and after an attempted coup, a new impeachment procedure, an inauguration followed by a few dozen political landmark decisions, incredible developments on the stock market are just another event in an already insane month. We can’t wait to find out what the coming week has in store for us, but for now let’s take a deep breath and celebrate the start of the weekend with the best tweets from today.
#1:
Lovely to have all these new followers .. can we just check that you know that you’re following The World Wide Robin Hood Society in Nottingham and not the Robin Hood App .. if so .. a big welcome from Sherwood 🙌
— Robin Hood (@robinhood) January 28, 2021
#2:
Today I learned that aggressive baby goats have to wear horn noodles to avoid hurting each other pic.twitter.com/NokkoQd2xn
— Parker (@panoparker) January 28, 2021
#3:
can’t wait to explain this week to my therapist
— Reddit (@reddit) January 28, 2021
#4:
funniest thing that’s happened to me in 2021 so far: i asked a friend how she’s doing and she texted back, “i no longer discuss such things”
— the crying of thot 49 💋📚 (@welivinasociety) January 27, 2021
#5:
Four Wednesdays in January pic.twitter.com/61EWuxkBsM
— We Did It Joe! (@PatrickOfToday) January 27, 2021
#6:
“Out for Delivery” just isn’t enough. I need to know what street you on
— KRUEGER (@KRUEGERXVI) January 28, 2021
#7:
my daughter asked why she can’t just quit school and i told her it’s against the law and they’ll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said “i’ll visit you”
— CeciATL (@CeciATL) January 28, 2021
#8:
Hearing the sound of millions of people learning that «capitalism» means «an economy controlled by whoever already has capital» not «free markets»
— adam (@govmikeyd) January 28, 2021
#9:
Hey guys if you like the idea of regular people banding together to fight the rich and powerful then wait till you find out about this thing called «unionizing»
— The New Fill Werrell (@TheEpicDept) January 28, 2021
#10:
This dog is practicing faces in the mirror and I am dead. pic.twitter.com/t3iX5GWezb
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) January 27, 2021
