Once again, we’ve been through the jungle of the Internet to find the 10 best Tweets of the day for you! And we have found some really good ones! From passwords to diseases to weddings, everything is included today! Have fun!
#1:
me (too lazy to microwave something): i should support a struggling small business during these unprecedented times
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) January 2, 2021
#2:
when i get married i am ABSOLUTELY making my decision on whether i take my partners surname or not based solely on if their surname sounds cooler than mine. don't care
— mai (@maisielm67) January 1, 2021
#3:
when the subtitles are like "speaks foreign language" i'm like…yes, girl…and what they be sayin??
— sydney battle (@SydneyBattle) January 2, 2021
#4:
“Yo password weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it
— maia 🥰. (@stuckonmaia) January 2, 2021
#5:
this can’t be the same brain that finished summer reading challenges from the library in a week
— eleanor (@snitchery) January 2, 2021
#6:
i want to marry someone as funny as me. imagine we both laughing because we forgot to pick the kids up from school
— 🪐 (@yzyangel) January 2, 2021
#7:
Men: I’m sick babe
Me: did you take any medicine
Men: plan my funeral
— 𝒦𝓎 (@justky1018) January 2, 2021
#8:
My son is sobbing because we told him Nipple isn’t a good name for a puppy
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) January 2, 2021
#9:
nobody’s thinking about that weird thing you said. they’re thinking about a different weird thing you said that you didn’t even clock
— kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) January 2, 2021
#10:
do y’all also have an ex best friend that was super toxic n when u tried calling them out on their shit they would just gas light u into thinking that that was normal behavior for friends and invalidate ur feelings or is that just me
— alexis (@xboochers) January 2, 2021
