It’s the last weekend in January, one year ago the first lockdowns began and people were actually a little excited about spending more time at home. What a sweet memory. Twelve months later and «The reddit attack on Wall Street is going as planned» is a relatively normal headline in a respected newspaper. We are still excited about the exact details of the coming zombie apocalypse (who are we kidding, the question is not if but when anymore) and can’t wait until a popular beer company is targeted at the stock exchange, because then it’s our time to shine. In the meantime we try to fly under the radar, because our gems are also very underrated and once Wall Street sees the potential, it’ll be over with our calm lifes. Please enjoy our daily!
Welcome to your forties, now you’re angry about the construction of new buildings in your old neighborhood
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 30, 2021
dating apps need to have you list how many years of therapy you've been through
— Infi N8 Monkey Theorem ⛰☕️ 🧙♂️ (@perlhack) January 29, 2021
THIS IS NOT A FINANCE ACCOUNT. I DO NOT HAVE ANY TRADING ADVICE.
HEDGES-STOCKS IS MY SURNAME.
— Zoah Hedges-Stocks (@Zoah_HS) January 29, 2021
my daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie so I said “hey, the 90’s called” and she replied “yeah cause they couldn’t text” and godDAMMIT I’m getting really tired of my kids owning me
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) January 29, 2021
An all time classic story in 3 parts
— Danny (@BrianKiddsAlive) January 29, 2021
walking into gamestop smoking a cigar to announce that i own $60 of stock and i demand they add garfield to super smash bros
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) January 29, 2021
what were those dumb kids in the Blair Witch Project even gonna do if they caught a witch
— Ella Zee 🌈👑 (@EllaZee5) January 27, 2021
When my husband is mad at me,
I like to point at my wedding ring
and whisper “forever”
— Midge (@mxmclain) January 26, 2021
What GameStop has taught us. pic.twitter.com/OAmkrqhZHm
— Seth 🌹 (@Seth_Kloss) January 29, 2021
Exert dominance on the river Styx ferryman by repeatedly asking “are we there yet?”
— An English Human (@English_Channel) January 29, 2021