Isn’t it a wonderful day in the New Year? Sure, we still have problems writing 2021 instead of 2020, but that’s going to get better soon. We stand by your side with the best 10 Tweets of the day, with humor and quip! Have fun!
#1:
These walls are too thin. Playing Paramore and my neighbor yelled “ play Misery Business next “ .. i did as they requested.
— Dom. (@dominoedoe) January 5, 2021
#2:
My daughter refused to stand for the pledge of allegiance today and her teacher said he was going to email her dad and she said, do it. Ha ha.
— Matthew Salesses is disappearing (@salesses) January 6, 2021
#3:
The guy who played Mr. Bean talking about cancel culture is so funny to me. Like, are the PC police stopping you from making a silly face after you accidentally put your feet into two trout like they're a pair of slippers?
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) January 5, 2021
#4:
what does this say about my mental health pic.twitter.com/2mstuVWfpo
— Gators Daily 🐊 (@GatorsDaily) January 5, 2021
#5:
What is today? The 4th? The 5th? The minor fall? The major lift? idek
— Agent V (@VeroniKaboom) January 4, 2021
#6:
the working class loses about $38 billion every year to wage theft https://t.co/oihnFVm3vO
— kegels for hegel (@doinkpatrol) January 5, 2021
#7:
putting soup in a square tupperware…… it’s just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup
— charlie (@chunkbardey) January 6, 2021
#8:
Gummy birth control. Why aren’t we working harder on this?
— maybe: clare (@clur19) January 5, 2021
#9:
I've made a special Lockdown Cinema for my laptop to replicate the big screen experience pic.twitter.com/LBlLwbbwCg
— Tom Kingsley (@kingsley_tom) January 5, 2021
#10:
My boyfriend’s been trying to unhook my bra with a can opener for the past 6 hours wtf
— millenial_crybaby_slob (@dillonsaur) January 4, 2021
