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best-of_today.09.01.20
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![[trying to impress fiancée's entire family at dinner] waiter: here's the check whenever you're ready- me: oh i'll get it! [reads bill and spits out wine] WHO ORDERED THE "SUBTOTAL"?!?](https://www.best-of-twitter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/best-of_today.09.01.20.jpg)