So Twitter finally decided to delete Trump’s account. Some people might say it’s a litte late, like watching a guy burning down a whole town and shortly before he runs out of gasoline, someone steps in „that’s enough, champ“. But what do we know? At the same time some of the more challenged people in the Developing States of America are mourning the loss of a woman, who thought it was a brilliant idea to break into a room secured by agents of the Secret Service. A scenario that the military slang describes as SNAFU: Situation normal, all fucked up. But at least the gene pool took a deep breath of relief. Talking about relief, here are our gems of the day. Enjoy!
America has learned a valuable lesson: never trust a president without a dog
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 8, 2021
You can’t compromise with people who think that not getting everything that they want all the time is the same as oppression
— Siobhan Thompson, mysterious European heiress (@vornietom) January 8, 2021
If you are petting a small dog in your lap, it is important to let everyone else in the zoom meeting know what you are doing with your hand.
— Matty (@bestestname) January 8, 2021
"if i support trump it doesn't mean i support his political view"
THEN WTF DO U SUPPORT? HIS UPCOMING MIXTAPE?!?
— nata⁷ (@sunlitjoon) January 7, 2021
a salt shaker, but its full of crushed xanax
— No🚫 Pants👖 Pineapple🍍 (@pantless_papple) January 8, 2021
I am thinking about this headline pic.twitter.com/xJ47zHvDih
— Goad Gatsby (@GoadGatsby) January 8, 2021
why did every guy caught on camera storming the capitol building yesterday look like that dad who recently lost a custody battle
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) January 9, 2021
It’s now safe to turn off your computer.
— Microsoft (@Microsoft) January 9, 2021
Congrats to Trump on his first ever consequence
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 8, 2021
Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to
— John Barron (@barronjohn1946) January 9, 2021