Testing, testing… Is this thing on? Hello and welcome to another freaking episode of hell‘s most popular reality TV show. Here is „Monday on Earth“, starring you and the undead corpse of capitalism. Now with twenty percent more cruelty, bad jokes and less happiness. Please give our lovely host Mr. Satan himself a warm applause as we proceed with these gems for today.
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— Cats That Give Strength To Continue (@catsgivestrngth) July 11, 2021
my homies the morning after a sleepover pic.twitter.com/JrFD3xggIi
— big estaban (@bigestaban) July 9, 2021
Just putting the final touches on my rental unit pic.twitter.com/rraGueZtZi
— Dr. Mac Arthur (@DoctorMacArthur) July 9, 2021
TIL in Finland they use to have about 4,000 reindeer/ car accidents a year so they paint their antlers with reflective paint and this is vaguely terrifying pic.twitter.com/1cQXsgNyyB
— Cullen Dudas (@cullend) July 10, 2021
get that tattoo, ur family is already disappointed in u
— 𝓳𝓮𝓷 (@2021jen) July 9, 2021
parents be killing me with that “i moved out at 18” bro rent was 13 cents back then
— Beeb🔺 (@beebinc) July 9, 2021
outside cat: my god. is this leftover garbage? how did i get so lucky
inside cat: this tuna isn't gluten free. are you serious. i'm gonna beat the shit out of you
— jame (@videojame_) July 9, 2021
Today in "awesome signs" pic.twitter.com/P2OUkuoWF2
— Yichao (@michaelyichao) July 10, 2021
My wife is immunosuppressed. She can’t afford to catch Covid, so please wear a face mask if you meet her.
What’s that? You don’t think you would recognise my wife?
Oh, then you’d better wear one anyway, just in case.
That’s how it works.
— Andrew Graystone (@AndrewGraystone) July 11, 2021
ME AT NIGHT: tomorrow I’ll make some changes in my life
ME IN THE MORNING: what if — now hear me out — I do things the same as always
— Patches (@mostly_cheese) July 9, 2021