Recently at the Best of Twitter kiosk:
The truth about chemistry books: This is under the surface!
Marketing without limits: This is the new level of personalized
advertising!
We’re revealing who Ivanka Trump really is. The person behind
the First Lady!
#1:
You ever get post meal clarity? You just be sitting there like “damn I probably could’ve ordered a medium”
— KAKUZU (@Yamscasino) July 14, 2020
#2:
I always wish someone had a crush on me, and then when someone does, I have a panic attack because fuck, that’s just way too much pressure
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) July 14, 2020
#3:
A chemistry text book is atoms explaining atoms to a bunch of atoms.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) July 15, 2020
#4:
i’ve heard of direct marketing but this is insane pic.twitter.com/o43U7I5lPV
— rudy betrayed (@rudy_betrayed) July 14, 2020
#5:
Trump soiled the WH Rose Garden with that performance. Presidents do not use the Rose Garden in that kind of naked political fashion. That was not a press conference, as the WH described it. It was a campaign rally disguised as a press conference. It was a bait and switch.
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) July 14, 2020
#6:
I don’t want much, really, I don’t. I just want my president to be smarter than me and not a racist.
Go ahead and call me crazy, but I really don’t think I’m asking too much.— Valerie Bertinelli (@Wolfiesmom) July 15, 2020
#7:
Ivanka Trump is the Gwyneth Paltrow of Marie Antoinettes of Eva Brauns.
— Liddle’ Savage (@littledeekay) July 14, 2020
#8:
dudes dress up nicer for golf than they do for dates
— James (@CaucasianJames) July 14, 2020
#9:
my girlfriend and i are on a little road trip and she’s driving, which means it’s my job to look out the window and periodically say “horsies” or “cows”
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) July 14, 2020
#10:
don’t forget to wear your mask pic.twitter.com/LXjDTlfRIl
— ً (@weebflix) July 14, 2020
