Best of Twitter from July 15, 2021

One more day until you can already feel the weekend, the gentle touch of a half emptied, cheap bottle of wine, the smell of despair while looking for the leftover pizza at 4am and, of course, the country playlist of your weird neighbour. Screw you, Nick. Meanwhile Twitter decided to remove their hugely successful «Fleet» feature, causing people to, well. Actually not care in the slightest. What are Fleets you ask? Exactly. So activate your last energy reserves, power through one more night and establish dominance on your floor by telling Alexa to play your «proto germanic barbarian war chants with human skull drums» playlist all night. SCREW YOU, NICK. Perhaps while reading our gems? That’s totally up to you. Enjoy! Except you, Nick.