Yeaaaah, it’s Friday. Almost sure. Sorry, we are not in the mood to check but deducing from the sour smell of red wine and desperation coming from the boss’s office it seems possible. Sherlock Holmes style, you know! Anyway, sometime within now and in five days the weekend is coming, so do what you have to do, forget your contempt of humanity for one evening and celebrate the simple joys of life. Like the internet and … okay, basically the internet. It is truly nice there. A comforting, air-conditioned world where we can be whatever we want. Mostly not human. And if you happen to feel a weird desire for people in a moment of weakness feel free to check our Tweets of the day. Have fun!
Doesn’t make any fucking sense that Cinderella had a different shoe size from every other bitch in that town.
— gaslight🤎gatekeep⁉️girlboss (@JAjueny) July 13, 2021
I walked into a cafe and this guy who was clearly meeting someone from a dating app asked me if I was Lindsey and I said no, then on the way out I saw who the guy was meeting and she was a blond about 4 inches shorter than me and I’m just so curious what goes on in men’s heads
— G. L. Di Vittorio (@ginadivittorio) July 14, 2021
I’m 55 today! As a young woman I thought that was ancient and would be awful. Now, I know it’s pretty kick ass. I didn’t realize how much of my view of aging was shaped by the patriarchy. Welcome across the crimson bridge! There is a lot of clarity here. pic.twitter.com/wfM0Wy50vJ
— Jennifer Gunter (@DrJenGunter) July 15, 2021
Message from the dog groomers pic.twitter.com/4cyK3DT6ja
— james hall (@jdahall) July 14, 2021
Dudes can literally just sit around and name old sports players and just have the best time.
— E.M. Hudson (@EMHudsonlives) July 15, 2021
I never thought that during a pandemic that half of the country would be fighting on the side of the virus
— Travis Allen 🇺🇸 (@TravisAllen02) July 14, 2021
my 6 year old doesn’t talk, so i don’t know she had a great day or a bad day at school, but she walked in, immediately turned on minecraft, bombed a nearby village to pieces, and then went home to her underground den of 600 meowing cats
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) July 13, 2021
can’t believe I’ve gone from being the same age as the characters in teen drama shows to being the same age as the actors I’m shaking and crying
— paulˣ lott menzies (@paulswhtn) July 13, 2021
I wasted so many years trying to fit in, covering my accent, starving myself, straightening my hair, and trying to make others like me. The moment i realized that wasn’t freedom and said NO MORE, my entire life changed!! We are always enough as we are❤️
— Tabitha Brown (@IamTabithaBrown) July 9, 2021
three stages of grief. pic.twitter.com/gdnl5jCftP
— NurseBrianRN (@rn_murse) July 15, 2021