If I was to describe 2020 in one sentence, it would go a little something like this, ‹2020 needed a break from all our Bull&&&&›. Because that is exactly what it looks like. 2020 just said enough is enough and hit us with a left hook that we didn’t see coming at all. I mean we’re living through history. So with that said, we present to you our Daily!
#1:
society: work hard and you'll get rich
me: [works hard]
boss: [gets rich]
— james (@heybuddy_comic) July 17, 2020
#2:
Cop: you're going to prison for forgery
Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) July 17, 2020
#3:
if youve ever said “blue lives arent real,” i have a little story. its about a guy who lives in a scary world we wouldnt recognize: a blue world. all day & night. his house? blue. the windows? blue. even a blue car. EVERYTHING is blue for him & everybody around cuz he aint got no
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) July 17, 2020
#4:
god: you nap 16 hours a day
cat: love it
god: and you’re basically a killing machine
cat: hell ya
god: but humans will constantly pick you up and boop your nose
cat: *angry glare* motherfu-
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) July 17, 2020
#5:
Normal dogs: *Doggy paddle*
My dog: pic.twitter.com/0EpUFf3DTD
— Dong Copter (@AdamantAnarchy) July 16, 2020
#6:
me: I did a line!
grandma: ur supposed to say bingo
me: [wiping coke off my nose] bingo
— tom (@pilau) July 17, 2020
#7:
you could text a man 5 different questions and he’d only answer the very last one
— handmade grandpa (@coolkidjacy) July 17, 2020
#8:
If you were writing a book about 2020, what would your first sentence be?
— Mitch Weiss (@mitchsweiss) July 16, 2020
#9:
Have we tried unplugging the planet and then plugging it back in yet
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) July 15, 2020
#10:
Men over 35 in skinny jeans…. pic.twitter.com/TOZMzy0rQj
— LoveAndSmoking (@BodytalkClub) July 15, 2020
