Whether it’s too self-confident children, pro-Trump supporters with no history knowledge, or introducing a person based on their relationship status. Today we searched all over Twitter for the best tweets of the day and found them! Have fun!
Self-confidence is my four year old asking me to turn off the ceiling fan so he can show me how high he jumps.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 1, 2020
so do we think a man actually wrote this or do we think it was his girlfriend on his phone pic.twitter.com/y8OW42NoW1
— 🕊 (@_cinnamonro11_) July 1, 2020
that graphic design team knows wtf it’s doin https://t.co/voHcM2GgY5
— 📚HELL YEAR📚 (@CHADTXTBOOK) July 1, 2020
In your 30s you can basically introduce your friends according to their marriages:
This is Sally she’s so happily married it’s gross
Meagan is regular happily married
Gaby is working on her marriage for the kid
Pam is divorced, don’t be alarmed if she randomly screams FREEDOM
— VodkaAndStringCheese (@VodkaAndCheeze) July 1, 2020
my sister was like “I get traumatized by looking at you every day because you’re so ugly and I look exactly you and I get reminded of how ugly I am” and my mom, without missing a beat, goes “imagine how I feel looking at you two everyday”
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) July 1, 2020
we are vibing pic.twitter.com/oQ5Xb6Io0T
— ._. (@unstabletweeter) June 30, 2020
You can’t expect to be successful if you spend all day scrolling Twitter on your phone. At some point you need to get your shit together and scroll Twitter on your laptop
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 30, 2020
I’m sure glad Obama killed Osama bin Laden before Trump had a chance to become friends with him.
— Travis Allen 🇺🇸 (@TravisAllen02) July 1, 2020
My 4YO fell off his scooter, and before I could help him, he stood up, dusted off, and whispered to himself, “shake it off big dawg.”
I’ve never been more confused about whether something was a parenting win or fail.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) July 1, 2020
Bruh, if your waiter looks like this, that means you need to take your bourgeoisie ass home and learn to cook until this thing is over pic.twitter.com/rpcpi5inh6
— Benjamin Dixon (@BenjaminPDixon) July 1, 2020