Today is July 20th and we are stuck somewhere in the weekly Bermuda Triangle between Monday and Friday. Deep down, you know there must be land somewhere, but basically it makes more sense to dive into a barrel of rum than to row. Is this Jeff Bezos flying past? Anyways, while you’re trying to figure out where to navigate, we have something not to be missed: typical conversations with the printer, the one and only veggie wrap, and tons of legs. Please have fun with today’s best Tweets!
#1:
a cigarette is a type of veggie wrap
— isaac (@ass_dentata) July 18, 2021
#2:
This is called «having a job» pic.twitter.com/jmsim07VP1
— Freyja Katra Valentine (@FreyjaErlings) July 19, 2021
#3:
My wife’s horse has a problem with flies bothering his leg wound so she harnessed her Doctoral degree and fashioned him jean suspenders… pic.twitter.com/BQOsOthyL3
— Ben Voytas (@BenVoytas) July 18, 2021
#4:
Walmart fired an employee with Down Syndrome who worked there for 16 years. A jury said it should pay her $125 million. 😁😁😁😁😁
— MaryCathryn (@Mary_Cathryn610) July 18, 2021
#5:
this lamp is haunting my nightmares pic.twitter.com/nEqB93AFcC
— tyler (piglet enthusiast) (@tyler_posting) July 18, 2021
#6:
me: print this document
printer: okay
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printer: oh you mean NOW??— FRO VO (@fro_vo) July 19, 2021
#7:
check the legs on this baby pic.twitter.com/d0nWWiYgrS
— 💀 (@littIe_dead) July 18, 2021
#8:
I bought myself a house, after 4 months of work (and waiting out my apt lease) I moved in, slept my 1st night in it. When I was a boy in foster care I used to think before sleep, “someday I’ll have my very own house and nobody will tell me I have to leave”. Now that is true. 🏡
— Dr. Nathaniel Currie, LCSW (@AskDoctorNate) July 19, 2021
#9:
if ur worried u ever said something weird to me just know that I don’t remember anything anybody has said to me ever in my life
— 🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 (@sophiebuddle) July 18, 2021
#10:
This guy soundtracking his mum’s life with his trombone is a wonderful thing pic.twitter.com/TnSV9hPyAX
— Giles Paley-Phillips (@eliistender10) July 18, 2021
Since we’re at it, if you like watching other people suffer, please give this Thread a try:
