Best of Twitter from July 22, 2021

It’s Thursday, which means the weekend is arriving like the Roadrunner on organic fair-trade cocaine (yes, that’s a thing now), so let’s try not to be Wile E. Coyote for once by already planning totally unrealistic things. Like cleaning, staying sober or being nice to our neighbours. Let’s accept the fact that by Saturday at 3 a.m. in the morning we’ll be a sorry mess, crying over Jolene (there are so many men, damn you Jolene) or watching an old episode of King of Queens, which would be called «VERY problematic» on Twitter if it would air this year. Rest in peace, Jerry Stiller, you are still missed. What you don’t want to miss is having a peek at our gems of today. Perhaps have a banana while reading on? By all means, enjoy!