Today we have an introduction to adulthood, with very bad jokes and an explanation about Germany for you! We wish you a lot of fun!
#1:
Welcome to adulthood, if you sleep on the wrong pillow you’ll feel like you got in a motorcycle accident for three days
— Eternal Samnation (@portmanteauface) July 22, 2020
#2:
I really hope someone makes a movie about a time traveler that keeps going to 2020 to fix it but makes it worse each time
— Thea? (@theaisokay) July 18, 2020
#3:
birds at 5:24am be like https://t.co/a8FgB9te8S
— Lumberzack (@ItsLumberzack) July 23, 2020
#4:
[exploring a temple]
me: I'm gonna sell this relic on eBay
guide: that's strictly forbidden
me: no you can buy things too
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) July 22, 2020
#5:
You ever meet a guy who thinks that a joke from a major blockbuster comedy is an inside joke with him and his friends
— Ashley Hamilton (@AshleyHammm) July 23, 2020
#6:
"Person, woman, man, camera, TV" – Trump 2020 pic.twitter.com/MqmcwPWNv1
— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) July 23, 2020
#7:
Review of Orion’s Belt:
⭐⭐⭐— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) July 22, 2020
#8:
i don’t “delete tweets” they are simply limited edition
— Lumberzack (@ItsLumberzack) July 23, 2020
#9:
me: *setting up my hot wheels track* check this shit out
my wife: do u see why I'm leaving him
my wife's divorce lawyer: *not even paying attention to her* holy shit that's sick
— cory (@harvardgraduat) July 23, 2020
#10:
Leaving the house, I put on a mask, sunglasses, a hat and headphones.
You guys, I think I’ve turned into Mr. Potato Head.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) July 22, 2020
