Best of Twitter from July 24, 2020

Good afternoon everyone! In today’s Daily, we have some juicy and relatable Tweets. You either are or know someone married to a military personal. Let us not talk about how quickly they got married! Next up, we been there done it and will probably do it again, and that’s standing in a corner while arguing through text message. It’s the worse when you have someone waiting for you outside and the argument starts. Anyways we hope you enjoy it!

#1:

them: socialism doesn't work

me: [gesturing at everything] and u think this does

— james (@heybuddy_comic) July 23, 2020

#2:

Security tip for anyone else out there who’s a keen jogger like me:

Almost 0.0017% of Fitbits end up being stolen. Keep yours safe from muggers by removing it and placing it in a secure lockbox at home before you leave for your daily jog 👍

— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) July 23, 2020

#3:

why isn’t anyone talking about how creepy enrique iglesias is. “u can run u can hide but u cant escape my love.” what. “tonight I’m fucking u” no enrique. tonight i'm calling the authorities

— tatum (@50FirstTates) July 24, 2020

#4:

me: one happy meal 🙂

cashier: ur not a kid

me: one sad meal 🙁

— tom (@pilau) July 23, 2020

#5:

“So the guy says to me, he says, ‘Oh my god, are you gonna kill me?’ So I says to him, ‘I dunno, do I shit in the woods?’ Hahahaha!” pic.twitter.com/iPvDgqLUvz

— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) July 24, 2020

#6:

Brits be like “wtf is 8 Mile bruv u mean 12.875km innit”

— tom (@pilau) July 23, 2020

#7:

me [slapping $5 bill on counter]: one condemn please

clerk: ya know, god frowns upon premarital sex

me [slapping another $5 bill on counter]: and one ring

— linc (@lincnotfound) July 24, 2020

#8:

bitches be like “im fine” but then

my tears ricochet
Taylor Swift
2:15━━━━━❍——4:16
↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ volume:▁▂▃▄▅▆▇100%

— katie // 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓀𝓁𝑜𝓇𝑒 (@sayamenswift) July 24, 2020

#9:

arguing through a TEXT will have you standing in one spot for 47 minutes 😂🤦🏽‍♂️😭

— kdot ➐ (@just_kdot) July 23, 2020

#10:

nobody:

dudes in the military: pic.twitter.com/smFmObuHEN

— Kellogg’s Hard Lemonade (@1998hondacoupe) July 23, 2020