Good afternoon everyone! In today’s Daily, we have some juicy and relatable Tweets. You either are or know someone married to a military personal. Let us not talk about how quickly they got married! Next up, we been there done it and will probably do it again, and that’s standing in a corner while arguing through text message. It’s the worse when you have someone waiting for you outside and the argument starts. Anyways we hope you enjoy it!
#1:
them: socialism doesn't work
me: [gesturing at everything] and u think this does
— james (@heybuddy_comic) July 23, 2020
#2:
Security tip for anyone else out there who’s a keen jogger like me:
Almost 0.0017% of Fitbits end up being stolen. Keep yours safe from muggers by removing it and placing it in a secure lockbox at home before you leave for your daily jog 👍
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) July 23, 2020
#3:
why isn’t anyone talking about how creepy enrique iglesias is. “u can run u can hide but u cant escape my love.” what. “tonight I’m fucking u” no enrique. tonight i'm calling the authorities
— tatum (@50FirstTates) July 24, 2020
#4:
me: one happy meal 🙂
cashier: ur not a kid
me: one sad meal 🙁
— tom (@pilau) July 23, 2020
#5:
“So the guy says to me, he says, ‘Oh my god, are you gonna kill me?’ So I says to him, ‘I dunno, do I shit in the woods?’ Hahahaha!” pic.twitter.com/iPvDgqLUvz
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) July 24, 2020
#6:
Brits be like “wtf is 8 Mile bruv u mean 12.875km innit”
— tom (@pilau) July 23, 2020
#7:
me [slapping $5 bill on counter]: one condemn please
clerk: ya know, god frowns upon premarital sex
me [slapping another $5 bill on counter]: and one ring
— linc (@lincnotfound) July 24, 2020
#8:
bitches be like “im fine” but then
my tears ricochet
Taylor Swift
2:15━━━━━❍——4:16
↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ volume:▁▂▃▄▅▆▇100%— katie // 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓀𝓁𝑜𝓇𝑒 (@sayamenswift) July 24, 2020
#9:
arguing through a TEXT will have you standing in one spot for 47 minutes 😂🤦🏽♂️😭
— kdot ➐ (@just_kdot) July 23, 2020
#10:
nobody:
dudes in the military: pic.twitter.com/smFmObuHEN
— Kellogg’s Hard Lemonade (@1998hondacoupe) July 23, 2020
