While Trump is still training his short-term memory, there are now again the typical German vacationers, who actually while Corona no one really missed. In our case, someone who tries to park with the car where it is absolutely not allowed at all. So grab something to drink and have fun!
Today on Brand New (Linked): This new logo for a milk tea shop in Manila was meant to look like a straw coming out of the opening of a plastic lid — instead, the internet pointed out it did not look like that at all https://t.co/zCWq4ZkKfM pic.twitter.com/WAjHIqDVgB
— UnderConsideration (@ucllc) July 22, 2020
EXPERTS: once you've had covid it's very unlikely you'll get it again
150K GHOSTLY VOICES: noooo shiiiittt
— Ian Dukes Pandemic Accepter (@ianpauldukes) July 25, 2020
The fuck out of here with that raisin shit pic.twitter.com/luB33YL49E
— Circle K (@CircIeKay) July 25, 2020
finding out that lionesses have sex 20-40 times in a day when they're in heat and if her man can't keep up with her she demands to mate by biting his balls has been the highlight of my day pic.twitter.com/Z8j8vdTc3A
— jasmine rice (@jasminericegirl) July 25, 2020
A woman's place is in the kitchen, so she can taste this delicious carbonara I am making
— tom (@pilau) July 24, 2020
It's sad that people are more surprised by random kindness than nastiness.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) July 25, 2020
America’s not perfect but in times of crisis, our political leaders set aside their differences and ask: “What’s the least amount of aid we can provide people without them literally rioting?”
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) July 25, 2020
— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) July 24, 2020
Driver of this car with a German license plate (from Osnabrück) wanted to enter the world's largest *bicycle* parking garage in Utrecht. Quite an 'achievement' to get this far from where cars are even allowed! The tourists are back… https://t.co/0v2rMHEFVZ
— Mark Wagenbuur (@BicycleDutch) July 26, 2020
Me: Go to bed.
4-year-old: I have to tell you something first.
4: *explains eight seasons of SpongeBob*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 25, 2020