Best of Twitter from July 26, 2021

Finally it’s Monday again! Thank god this long and boring weekend is over! Who needs free time, social contacts and sleep when you can do your laps on the infamous hamster wheel of capitalism for a little bit of cash? Besides that, every weekend we’re just busy cleaning our apartments, doing laundry or spend our time at shopping malls buying stuff we don’t need. Weekends are way harder than you would think of. Drinking booze, cram your body with junkfood, binge watching Netflix until your eyes start to bleed or having sex with total strangers. Working is far more easier and better for your health too! If you can’t smell the irony in this text, you probably don’t have a Twitter account. Yes, we were kidding the whole time, Karen! Anyway, let’s have a look at our gems for today.