Finally it’s Monday again! Thank god this long and boring weekend is over! Who needs free time, social contacts and sleep when you can do your laps on the infamous hamster wheel of capitalism for a little bit of cash? Besides that, every weekend we’re just busy cleaning our apartments, doing laundry or spend our time at shopping malls buying stuff we don’t need. Weekends are way harder than you would think of. Drinking booze, cram your body with junkfood, binge watching Netflix until your eyes start to bleed or having sex with total strangers. Working is far more easier and better for your health too! If you can’t smell the irony in this text, you probably don’t have a Twitter account. Yes, we were kidding the whole time, Karen! Anyway, let’s have a look at our gems for today.
#1:
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) July 23, 2021
#2:
How old were you when you realised your original plan of being really nice, working really hard, & taking on much more than you should in the hope you would be automatically rewarded for this without asking, was totally shit?
— Kate Lister (@k8_lister) July 24, 2021
#3:
— The Funny (@TheFunny_mp4) July 24, 2021
#4:
remember covid when we would literally just pour a drink at like 3 pm on a tuesday and be like haha happy fridayyyyy
— lulu (@cantfindlulu) July 22, 2021
#5:
Health insurance is cool cuz you get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing & then if something happens to you, you pay a bunch more
— Kevin McCaffrey (@KevinMcCaff) July 24, 2021
#6:
u get like 8 days in your life total where every part of your body feels like fine
— charlie (@chunkbardey) July 24, 2021
#7:
everyone knows that emotionally the day ends at 330
— gal debored (@ckayerawlings) July 23, 2021
#8:
J. Lo and Ben Affleck have gotten together, broken up, had children with other people, got back together, and are now kissing and I have been single through it all
— rachel leishman (@RachelLeishman) July 24, 2021
#9:
Bought a used Charles Bukowski book and the best part are the notes in the margins from a woman who clearly was having none of this shit. pic.twitter.com/YfVjvJ1Ua5
— Melissa Turkington (@Leftovers_Movie) July 23, 2021
#10:
fell in love with a girl but she doesn’t even know i exist. she’s 2 spots ahead of me in the human centipede. she can only see my face when we all turn a big corner
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) July 24, 2021
