Best of Twitter from July 27, 2020

The first rule of Monday Club is:
You do not talk about Monday.

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The second rule of Monday Club is:
You do not talk about Monday.

Third rule of Monday Club:
If someone laughs, touches your shoulder and says «How was your weekend?», or yells «Niiice to see you again», «What a great day!», you are allowed to slap him, steal his car, drive to his house, eat everything in his fridge and maybe sleep with his husband or wife. Because her or his partner is truly punished enough and deserves some joy.

Fourth rule of Monday Club:
Relax and read our tweet selection for today!

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