Welcome everybody to another evening you «chose» not to spend with friends, family, or lovers but with us. Our hearts are heavy but we have to tell you that it’s only Tuesday, aka the true Voldemort of days as it is basically a Monday in disguise. Except it is even worse as everybody keeps saying that the worst part of the week is done and the weekend is just around the corner. It’s not, and to be honest neither will it be tomorrow nor the day after. Luckily we can enjoy a little bread and circuses these days by switching our focus to Tokyo to watch the more or less modern version of gladiators having their five minutes of «fame». What could be more fulfilling than sleeping in paper beds the night before you do a fun sport like 50 kilometers race walking in the middle of a pandemic? Right, standing on the side lines reporting about it. So this year they decided to leave all the joy to one guy and you’ll find him in our daily. Please enjoy the best Tweets from today!
Vegans be like I’m gonna buy some chîck’un, chēze, and mÿlk
— ምኞት (@blanketm9) July 25, 2021
My child introduced me to another child waiting to go into summer camp by saying «This is XYZ. She’s my enemy.» And they both just exchanged knowing glances.
— vivrant thing (@beequammie) July 26, 2021
— pictures of the end (@neighbours_wifi) July 23, 2021
I’m kind of jealous they make cat trees but not human trees. Let me climb into a little hut near my ceiling.
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) July 26, 2021
35 Years ago I met this amazing man. Love him even more today. pic.twitter.com/63o5gusCAn
— Peter Robinson (@muzzpete) July 25, 2021
lmao a boy messaged me on Instagram “this is really weird but we matched on a dating app like 4 years ago and you said you wanted to be a sportswriter and I just came across an article of yours today so congrats” why am I tearing up LOL
— Sarah Griffin (@skg_18) July 24, 2021
My daughter made $110 on her lemonade stand today, in like an hour. Turned out people were handing her $5s and $10s and she was just assertively saying thank you for the tip, and not offering change.
— Eric Hulse (@phn1x) July 25, 2021
“can you explain this gap in your resume?” yeah, that was when i felt joy for the only time in my adult life
— Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz) July 26, 2021
I think a lot of people need to hear this:
You just went through 1.5 years of a profound ongoing threat to your health/wellbeing/life, social isolation, aggressive disinformation, political turmoil, and financial uncertainty.
OF COURSE you are not functioning at your peak.
— Gwen Snyder is uncivil (@gwensnyderPHL) July 24, 2021
I took my @AP_GMS circus act to #Tokyo2020. In this order: Luxembourgish, German, Spanish, Portuguese, French, and English. pic.twitter.com/v6OyvCYHCc
— Philip Crowther (@PhilipinDC) July 24, 2021