Good evening everyone! In today’s Daily, we bring you ways to get back at your loud stomping neighbors. We found a creative way to enter the room or leave the room before and after making love with your partner. We even found a Tweet that created a new Big Bang Theory but with pizza! How yummy would that be! But like always we wish you the best and enjoy today’s Daily!
#1:
Shakespeare: shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate
US: [translation] you're like summer… hot
— tom (@pilau) July 27, 2020
#2:
working at an italian restaurant when i put a pizza in the oven. the dough begins expanding. it fills the entire oven. then the kitchen and beyond. it wont stop. pepperonis become star systems. cheese stretches into asteroid belts. the birth of a new universe. the big bada bang
— thomas (@perfectsweeties) July 27, 2020
#3:
when you think about it, cars, planes, even trains, are just really fast chairs
— Indy ❄️ (@IndecisiveJones) July 27, 2020
#4:
me: wanna help me move? i'll buy u pizza and beer
friend: you're an adult, just get movers
me: they only accept "money"
— the hype (@TheHyyyype) July 27, 2020
#5:
My girlfriend and I are tired of the neighbors stomping their feet upstairs. pic.twitter.com/BAVbYcab9q
— Laugh & RT (@da_meme_dealer) July 27, 2020
#6:
me: [handing back newborn son] idk man his vibe is off
doctor: what
me: im not vibing with this baby man
doctor: *to my wife* is he serious
her: ur vibe is kinda off too man idk
— cory (@harvardgraduat) July 27, 2020
#7:
How do guys get completely hammered and wake up and golf and do all this random shit
— Miranda Quartaro (@mirandaxoxo001) July 26, 2020
#8:
flat-earther: why do you want to join our society
me: i just wanna stay ahead of the curve
flat-earther: [narrows eyes]
— suki (@desukidesu) July 27, 2020
#9:
would it be cooler to heely into the room before sex or heely out of the room after sex
— cory (@harvardgraduat) July 26, 2020
#10:
— 🏕 (@exxtrasensory) July 26, 2020
