Work day is finally over! We are halfway through the week, but we should still treat ourselves since the work day is over. Get some beer or wine and let our Daily sweeten your evening.
Me to my 11 yo: Thanks for making me a mom 11 years ago.
11 yo: No. Thank dad for having sex with you.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) July 28, 2020
I am once again asking you to wear a mask.
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) July 24, 2020
Just imagine seeing this image with no context in 2014 pic.twitter.com/wI80vLabNV
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) July 29, 2020
Scientists rushing to make a vaccine faster than any in the history of the world because Americans refuse to significantly try to stop COVID is basically the macro level of nerds having to do the whole group project while the cool kids just go to a party.
— Riley Silverman (@rileyjsilverman) July 27, 2020
Well, this was remarkable. pic.twitter.com/bqidB7XBZm
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) July 28, 2020
— Peter Park (@peterparkTV) July 27, 2020
Me: All right, kids, we have to get the house clean.
8-year-old: Clean according to you or according to Mom?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 28, 2020
In public coughing is like the new shitting ur pants
— Casey Frey (@caseykfrey) July 28, 2020
Small bird having fun on an airport moving walkway pic.twitter.com/Igx0Uuzlvl
— Welcome To Nature (@welcomet0nature) July 28, 2020
teens don’t make vids of them running into each other with exercise balls anymore. a lost art
— James (@CaucasianJames) July 28, 2020