Why we hate some days of the week more than others is because we have to work in shitty jobs to make money for living. But aren’t weekdays basically the same? No! Thursdays are great, okay not quite as good as Fridays, but they often give you a little foretaste of the weekend. The anger and frustration from the beginning of the week are mostly gone, annoying fellow human beings have been cleared out of your way and buried in the forest, and the anticipation for the next few days will help you to cope with whatever may happen. And on top of it, we have found these wonderful gems for you. Enjoy!
WE WERE LITERALLY BORN ONTO A PLANET THAT GROWS FOOD HOW DID WE FUCK UP SO BAD THAT I GOT A CREDIT SCORE
— gage. (@itsmegangage) July 28, 2021
joining the war on drugs but on the side of the drugs
— thicc saban LLC (@yngjcb) July 27, 2021
In USA there's a veterinarian who has a dog to calm other animals. His task is to let them know that everything is fine, he is practically a dogtor 😍😭 pic.twitter.com/LsAxBMAPDA
— pets that ll heal your sadness (@heaIwithpets) July 25, 2021
men are so cool, whenever I have one in my bed I’m like blown away by the sheer size of them. it’s like when you meet a cow in real life
— alex v green (@HormonalJew) July 27, 2021
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I be in the gym with no music. Just the memories of the times people betrayed me.
— john ☀️ (@Legenterry1) July 28, 2021
“They’re taking our jobs and they’re bringing drugs into our country” well that’s convenient because I love drugs and I hate working
— scotty (@notnotscotty) July 25, 2021
a sex toy but it strokes my hair and says it is proud of me
— cass city (@HeavenlyGrandpa) July 27, 2021
my parents said mean things about my weight when i was a kid so i developed a life threatening eating disorder that cost them tens of thousands of dollars in treatment and they never commented on my body again 🤪 gottem!
— dana bad (@baddanadanabad) July 28, 2021
*pregnancy test shows a single blue line*
oh no we’re having a cop
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) July 27, 2021
— Johan Wicklén (@johanwicklen) July 25, 2021