It’s finally Friday, and we want to give a shout out to everyone who is happy as we are. Whether it’s Flex Friday, Freaky Friday, Fun Friday, or even BOT Friday, cheers to you guys! Also want to give a special shoutout to everyone whose lives were better before Donald Trump took office. On that note have a safe weekend and remember Covid-19 don’t care if its the 4th of July. So hide your kids, hide your wife because it’s coming for everyone.
finding nemo came out in 2003 and clownfish only live 3-5 years so good morning nemo is dead
— nicky the friendly shark (@mostlysharks) July 2, 2020
shaggy: look out, it’s a g-g-g-ghost!
fred: there’s no such thing as ghosts, shaggy
scrappy doo who is a literal talking dog: yea shaggy u stupid fucking human idiot
— Elvish Presley (@_elvishpresley_) July 2, 2020
land of the free, home of the stupidest fuckin people on the planet
— Taming Fred Savage (@FredTaming) July 2, 2020
Get you a husband with bad taste buds so he doesn’t notice the incrementally-increasing amounts of poison you’re slipping into his food over time.
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) July 2, 2020
EXCLUSIVE behind the scene footage of Bambi…🦌🎥 pic.twitter.com/872O8vRjpU
— Curly Kid Life (@Curlykidlife) July 2, 2020
I accidentally took my birth control pill twice yesterday and when I woke up this morning, one of my kids was gone.
— 🥴steph🥴 (@eff_yeah_steph) July 1, 2020
when someone says “it’s a quarter till 10” imma think it’s 9:75
— Fat Butt (@Jiji_Ito) July 2, 2020
Trump just complained that his life was so much better before he became President. So was mine.
— Deacon Blues (@DeaconBlues0) July 2, 2020
My gym just went bankrupt. Who's the quitter now?
— Raag Agrawal (@raagagrawal) July 2, 2020
Lockdown has provided important research time for science pic.twitter.com/3F0szNPLxo
— Theo Shantonas (@TheoShantonas) July 2, 2020