Have you ever tried to hand something over to someone while he or she is on the phone? A new Internet trend is currently circulating in which people are randomly given things in their hands during a phone call. Why don’t you give it a try? By the way, the supreme discipline is to give people random objects in their hands when reading our Daily! So ready, steady, go!
I just moved to Miami & have to get a COVID test/quarantine for 2 weeks before school, which is fine. I was asking where the best places to get tested were & one of them SERIOUSLY said “oh you can pay for a fake negative test & you wouldn’t have to quarantine. Tons of ppl do it”
— Savanna Neb (@Bamarooski) July 28, 2020
The return of the disco goats, an instant cure for the midweek blues.
Sound on 🔊pic.twitter.com/49dR4uK8PM
— Daily Goats (@Daily__Goats) July 29, 2020
One of the kids woke me up to ask if I was still sleeping, if any of you were thinking of having children.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 25, 2020
during a zoom meeting my boss announce that midyear bonuses aren't happen due to covid and i immediately poured out my coffee and refilled my mug with a white claw off camera
— ian (@ianiskool) July 29, 2020
Why I could never be a doctor: pic.twitter.com/bOvPuQ6al7
— Rad Tasia, Has No Clue What Day It Is (@GroovyTasia) July 29, 2020
obama followed me in 2009 and today i noticed he had unfollowed me. legally this makes obama my ex. welcome to the club buddy.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) July 29, 2020
I don’t like being in a pandemic with y’all. It’s like being on silent lunch but we keep getting days added on bc y’all won’t shut up.
— H🔥T GIRL Assistant Coach (@OG_LisaTurtle) July 28, 2020
me trying to figure out how to get dressed to go outside four months into quarantine pic.twitter.com/X0fU3YnroU
— Roger Cheramics (@whitneyarner) July 29, 2020
Louie Gohmert telling each staff member in person he has Coronavirus pic.twitter.com/lkCh8Qru9D
— Krister Johnson (@KristerJohnson) July 29, 2020
don’t worry if you hear people screaming. it’s just because they saw ben shapiro
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 30, 2020