Sweet, sweet Friday is here! Say goodbye to your co-worker Karen, wish everyone at the office a happy weekend, light a little fire and leave for good. Who knows what’s gonna happen at the next few days. Growing up they told us anything is possible, so well, anything is possible if you just find a billionaire to pay for it, right? Nothing easier than that! Except maybe enjoying our gems of the day. Have fun everyone!
how come when JLO gets back w/ her ex it’s cute but when i do it i’m stupid ??
— mel 🇲🇽 (@gvmelani) July 28, 2021
Mathematics be like :
— Shivaar (@Shivaar11) July 27, 2021
i just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear
— kristofer thomas (@kristoferthomas) July 29, 2021
I understand now why my mother spent a great deal of time sipping coffee and silently staring out windows.
— Kelly (@kimtopher22) July 28, 2021
My coworker just shut down this entire ass meeting to correct the presenter b/c she kept pronouncing my name wrong.
And yes she was…… but so was he.
— Sari 📿 (@Not_UR_Usual) July 28, 2021
The email my sister got from a landscaping company job she applied for vs. The one she sent back 💀 pic.twitter.com/W9LSjyXrBP
— 𝚍𝚊𝚗 (@dzzzny) July 29, 2021
no idea which wave we’re on
— Maddy Gross ✿ (@TheirMaddesty) July 29, 2021
“It’s okay not to be okay” has swiftly morphed into “it’s okay not to be okay as long as you inconvenience no one, maintain your same level of productivity and responsibility, and don’t fall short of the standard we’ve decided to hold you to.”
— Rainesford Stauffer (@Rainesford) July 28, 2021
oh shit the guy who got cut trying out for varsity his senior year has something to say about the most decorated gymnast of all time. everyone gather around to listen
— kelbin (@pissboymcgee) July 28, 2021
One time I spent $60 on candles, a bath bomb, a dozen roses and deep cleaned my entire apartment for 2 hours straight so this girl could come over and have an “at home spa” day I was planning but then she bailed last minute to go get drunk at the river
— Slater (@brandonslaterr) July 28, 2021