Happy Friday everyone! Or as a British version of Michael Scott would say, Cheerios! Ok, maybe not, but I would so watch a British version of the Office. My life would be fantastic with the Best of Twitter dailies and binge-watching the Office. I wonder what show would also be hilarious to watch with a British cast instead of the original cast.
— Alien Skier (@clichedout) July 31, 2020
10-year-old: Next year I'll be 11.
Me: I guess you will.
10: Does Hogwarts do remote learning, too?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 31, 2020
If there was an Olympic event for procrastination would you win by not doing it?
— tom (@pilau) July 31, 2020
news anchor: now we go to little orphan annie with the weather
annie: the sun will come out, tomorrow!
news anchor: thank you annie i don't know why we pay you ok let's go to derek with the traffic update
— nash™ (@itsnashflynn) July 31, 2020
I wasn't going to eat you, totally not lion.
— 9GAG (@9GAG) July 31, 2020
the joker: why so serious?
me: ur pointing a gun in my face
the joker: ok true good point
— randy (@randypaint) July 31, 2020
I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas
— ✰ (@stariaayt) July 30, 2020
they should make a UK version of The Office. Can you imagine a Michael Scott with a British accent? Just the thought is cracking me up
— Rhiannon Shaw (@rhiannoneshaw) July 30, 2020
My biggest flaw is probably being from the United States
— Aol.com (@lukasbattle) July 30, 2020
friend: why are you crying?
me: *sniff* I'm having trouble dealing with my grandma's passing
grandma: *hurling another football at my head* just catch it, nerd
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) July 30, 2020