Do you remember the year the Amazon rainforest went up in flames? That was in 2019. Or the Fridays-for-Future demonstrations? That was also in 2019. Or that Notre-Dame was on fire? Also in 2019. The death of Karl Lagerfeld? Also in 2019. It’s only been a year, or not even a year. And now look at 2020. We are only halfway there and more world-shaking things have already happened as we felt in the last 3 years. But at least we can’t complain about one thing: it definitely won’t be boring! Just like our Daily! Have fun!
I’m sorry but COVID has really made me judge some of my friends. Why y’all can’t stay in the house? Why y’all can’t wear masks? Now I’m like, do I even like you? 😂
— Camille (@CamealAshley) July 3, 2020
Me: You just sat on my glasses.
Husband: *Stands up* What?
Me: While you’re up, can you grab some popcorn?
Falls for it every time.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) July 4, 2020
I say ’no worries› a lot for someone who is comprised of at least 82% worry.
— Cupcake 🧁 (@BrokenDollMcGee) July 2, 2020
Americans be like “I love the British accent” then ask Londoners if they’re from Australia
— tom (@pilau) July 3, 2020
Just in case you haven’t seen a bird flying around with a shark that it just plucked out of the ocean… pic.twitter.com/ILKqd9wrFG
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) July 2, 2020
tellin you right now, i don’t have it in me for kanye to (actually) run for president. nope.
the idea of having to critique his policy, analyze coverage whatever fuckery he’s saying this week. real discussion of kim kardashian becoming first lady.
i’m out. i’m out. no, i’m out.
— jarrett hill (@JarrettHill) July 5, 2020
In the bathtub with a swaddled terrified dog. There’s just no way to convince her we’re okay. How do I explain to a dog that there are people that love sparkly lights and big booms more than dogs or people https://t.co/BLTRbbM5tr
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) July 5, 2020
Honestly the year the clowns tried to kill us was better
— Dylan (@Woezzz_) July 3, 2020
fucking here i am thinking mount rushmore is like 250 years old and i just find out the shit is only 79. we cancelled bill cosby when he was 76 man let’s do this
— asian and ✨fabulous✨ (@HooiWanV) July 4, 2020
people who post less on social media be thinking that they have a master degree in maturity
— jeshus (@notjeshus) July 3, 2020