Welcome back! Monday is just another day of the week, right? RIGHT? No! For most of us just to hear the name strikes pure terror into our helpless minds. This is no joke. Stop laughing! Yes, Sundays can be bad too, but only because the following day is Monday. It’s not only the fact, that it is the first working day of the week where you have to get back into your terrible routine and realize that the weekend is over. No, there is also an invisible force of darkness, evil and destruction floating through the air, after you left your bed. And so the mystery remains wether Monday is the work of Satan or just a random horror product made by human idiots to earn money. While we’ll stop here and cry for a while, enjoy these gems we’ve found for you.
did i do this right pic.twitter.com/OfdsPpwKYR
— carina (adult human sbemail 💌) (@checarina) July 3, 2021
i remember when i was 6, i got ahold of my dad’s ID & it had an expiration date. spent 3 hours crying because I thought that he was set to die on that date. he asked me why i was crying and i didn’t tell him bcuz i was scared he was gonna cry as well
— 🇮🇶هدى | dms dont work (@sumerianbby) July 1, 2021
finding out new york rent was $170 in the 80s makes me literally want to die. this world is becoming increasingly unliveable to the point where all of us younger people cannot imagine a life where we could work part time and have enough money for our necessities.
— christian moms against homestuck (@starfader) July 3, 2021
those fish in the gulf of mexico pic.twitter.com/Nxy7EsR2sx
— penne pasta 🍝 (@zalesperson) July 3, 2021
my life has gotten immensely better since i started lying to myself. i saw the footage of the fire ocean today and said “that is photoshop” and haven’t thought about it since. i live in total bliss.
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) July 3, 2021
im creating my own olympics for beautiful women to smoke weed and run fast at
— baber (@bakerbakerbaker) July 2, 2021
Marijuana use irresponsible say organizers of mass, global sporting event amid pandemic.
— Murphy Woodhouse (@MurphyWoodhouse) July 2, 2021
A “that’s what she said” so powerful it destroys everything in a 5-mile radius. pic.twitter.com/ctMqhYgnkV
— Joe Berkowitz (@JoeBerkowitz) July 3, 2021
Mommy's little speed bumps 😬 pic.twitter.com/lJB6UCvK8A
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) July 3, 2021
This stain remover knows how I like to party pic.twitter.com/WGA4cijkKk
— Mom Meh (@mommeh_dearest) July 3, 2021