Phew. We’ve got some Monday feeling here. Who saw that coming? If you are feeling ill, or have been exposed to someone with COVID-19 symptoms, please stay at home. It might not be corona after all, but even if it’s just Monday, this is also a danger to humanity. What do we have in line for you today? Same as every day, of course. Get ready for some fine Twitter Gold! So here is our daily. Please enjoy!
I will never know peace like this on this earth. pic.twitter.com/vHuY9u7O6n
— cummunist (@comradesanchez) July 3, 2020
Nap so good I had to save it for later pic.twitter.com/CQkQNcZscR
— 🐣 (@JuiceKing5x) July 5, 2020
Quit sending Xenninials and Millennials things to print at home. We don't have a printer. And if we do, we haven't found the power cord from our last move. We had been surviving on secretly using our work printers for years.
— Scott Irlbacher (@ScottEarlBocker) July 4, 2020
An epidemiologist, an ICU doctor and a scientist all walk into a bar.
I’m just kidding, they know better.
— Jerry Avenaim (@avenaim) July 4, 2020
Social distancing pic.twitter.com/4dw51fGFsz
— alt hsw (@hsw50123) July 5, 2020
therapists should tell you one secret in exchange for every five secrets you tell them
— al (@local__celeb) July 5, 2020
Dads are like:
“might take it easy and relax for once”
[one minute later]
“if I don’t paint the mailbox today I will die”
— Ygrene (@Ygrene) July 5, 2020
Genie: you could have wished for a vaccine
Me *watching Ratatouille 2* don't spoil this
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) July 5, 2020
Needing to escape NYC after the trauma of COVID is real. BUT, there’s a big difference between sitting at a pool with drinks and a few friends, maybe even on the beach while being responsible in public, and attending a packed, maskless party just to satisfy a deep need to be seen
— Josh (@JoshGelfat) July 5, 2020
When you find out she belongs to the streets…so u become the streets pic.twitter.com/v4sNdos5uX
— Halal Haribo (@halalharibo) July 5, 2020