Hello everyone and welcome back! In case you haven’t realized, this week no multi-billionaire has announced to be flying into space soon. So sorry Mark, your little surf video we talked about yesterday is still the weirdest thing the tax evaders club has to offer right now. But don’t despair, people, we got more curiosities coming up for you: Italian desperation, a test of submissiveness, and a lot of beeswax. Please enjoy the best Tweets from today!
#1:
This beehive that replaced a statue’s head pic.twitter.com/jd496FWvpl
— J. Motoki (@J_Motoki) July 5, 2021
#2:
i’m 28 so in hollywood can play a high school student now but in two years i can only play a very tired mom of a 12-year-old
— Alex Friedman (@kosherhotdogz) July 5, 2021
#3:
Forza Italia pic.twitter.com/FLsor0djLY
— Alexander Brown (@AlexofBrown) July 6, 2021
#4:
My resume used to be filled with places they can’t call or confirm I never worked at like Blockbuster and the World Trade Center
— virgin (@virgintexas) July 5, 2021
#5:
Ideal friendship style pic.twitter.com/IXQNXJngPM
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) July 5, 2021
#6:
Y’all not gone want to hear this but part of your children being empowered to say “no” to a sexual partner is them being able to say “no” to you in non sexual situations.
— I appreciate you (@DeeLaSheeArt) July 5, 2021
#7:
I tried to repot a plant in the shower as I thought I could wash away the soil but now the drain is blocked with soil and the bathroom is overflowing with soil water and I only have myself to blame
— Phil Lester (@AmazingPhil) July 5, 2021
#8:
this is not a test of patience, it is a test of submissiveness pic.twitter.com/3yP304AHdv
— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) July 6, 2021
#9:
i don’t understand when love songs are like “we made it against all odds” what odds? the earth is dying sarah no one is trying to keep u and caleb apart
— witt (@50FirstTates) July 7, 2021
#10:
Men: damn, women talk WAY too much.
Also men: Please subscribe to my 3 and a half hour podcast!
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) July 7, 2021
