It’s the middle of the week and most of the world is slowly starting to recover from the effects of COVID-19. Life goes on. And at some point, we can tell our children and grandchildren something about the whole thing. Did it ever occur to you that we’re all witnesses of a world crisis for future generations? Somehow the thought has something cool or not? And with that in mind, we wish you a lot of fun with today’s Daily!
My advice to the younger generation: make your mistakes now. Because by the time you're 40, you'll barely even remember them! And then you get to make the same mistakes all over again it's really fun
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) July 7, 2020
u ever look behind u when ur walking or are u a man???
— heba 🇵🇸 (@Hebahilalaa) July 7, 2020
Anyone who says “sex on the beach is awesome” has clearly never really had sex on a beach.
— Whatever_Amy (@Whatevah_Amy) July 7, 2020
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) July 7, 2020
When people start a sentence with “believe it or not” I’m like wow, those are two very good options
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) July 8, 2020
Friendly reminder that phase 3 doesn’t mean it’s safer to go to the movies or get your nails done than it was in march, it just means that both the state and federal government don’t care if you die doing it
— Caroline Moss (@CarolineMoss) July 8, 2020
Co-pilot: you need to let the passengers know but keep them calm
Me *presses intercom* how fun is swimming?!
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) July 7, 2020
Maybe I’m a goddamn bleeding heart liberal hippie but I would definitely pay $0.50 more for fries if it meant the person making me those fries didn’t have to work 3 jobs to survive
— kenna (@spitfiiire) July 7, 2020
ICE forcing international students to leave the country if their universities switch to fully online classes is so FUCKED UP. Having a WIFI connection and the right equipment/computers is not guaranteed for a lot of students, and on top of that they pay FULL tuition??
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) July 7, 2020
she ate him omg 💔 https://t.co/bETixsqAhx
— aaron (@baeronchan) May 26, 2020