Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the Best of Twitter News! Our daily topics today: video games then and now, the soap game and the love of the first accident. We wish you a good time and lots of fun!
why does anyone make pasta from scratch. stop wasting ur time. it doesn’t taste any better. no one has ever tasted a noodle covered in tomato sauce and been like hold the fuck up is this a homemade noodle
— randy (@randypaint) July 8, 2020
Video Games in the 80s: Run! Jump! Eat this flower! Collect the coins!
Video Games Now: You are a broken man, haunted by the choices you’ve made. You do not fear the sweet embrace of death, but you still have unfinished business.
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) July 8, 2020
Soap when you drop it in the shower pic.twitter.com/R3BV3gsS1b
— Rahzell🦦 (@WannaBeReeceJr) July 8, 2020
Love at first heist https://t.co/NaXtWrYLey
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) July 8, 2020
My son who has just learned how babies are made looked at me and my husband then at his two brothers and said ‘you guys had three sexes right’ so sometimes having kids is kind of alright
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) July 3, 2020
My 3D printer created this masterpiece. I've named it 2020. pic.twitter.com/6Y8CRPVZ4i
— Per Buer (@perbu) July 8, 2020
Birth control, for many, IS health care. This is punishing people for having sex, for having chronic illnesses, for having a uterus. #HandsOffMyBC
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) July 8, 2020
yesterday I took my puppy for a walk and this guy with a dog was walking towards us so I was like “hey is your dog friendly?” and he literally was like “idk maybe” and then just DROPPED THE LEASH??
— sloane (sipihkopiyesis) (@cottoncandaddy) July 8, 2020
It's been 82 days since I tested positive for COVID-19, and I'm still experiencing symptoms.
After 82 days of nausea, fatigue, coughing, and chest pain, I can promise you this: that birthday party, happy hour, or gym class is *not* worth the risk.
Also, wear a f*cking mask.
— mariah (@Mariah__Driver) July 7, 2020
dolphin dolphout pic.twitter.com/TJtLnYgyFZ
— ⚠️cam⚠️ (@climaxximus) July 8, 2020