OMG is it really Sunday again? Can someone please, please fetch their survival kit and go into the kids` room to find that little time machine that has been missing for quite some time. Haha, got it? Quite some time! Like in «time machine». Right, somebody might have started cocktail hour a little early, but hey Sunday is only once a week. Unless of course there is either a time lap oder a holiday. Or you found the time machine the kids took to their room a.k.a. the Bermuda Triangle. Which basically makes it the Bermuda Timeangle. Waiter, can I get a refill please? Speaking of which, here are the gems of the day. Cheers!
hey, that’s the owner of the paper pic.twitter.com/YfR7pmjuqC
— ted lasso disciple (@singlepayertom) June 10, 2021
“Your generation is having less kids” yeah we go to therapy to fix our relationships now
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) June 11, 2021
our 2yo has started asking if we’re «in of» various foods, as the opposite of being «out of» things, demonstrating the sort of linguistic logic that is going to get him absolutely nowhere in english
— Alix E. Harrow (@AlixEHarrow) June 10, 2021
first dinner with other vaccinated friends and a man spent the whole time arguing with me about cryptocurrency. release the rest of the bats
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) June 12, 2021
it’s 2021 how do we not just have alcohol pills that get u the perfect amount of fucked up I don’t understand. what the fuck are scientists even working on
— chad (@badboychadhoy) June 11, 2021
Sam being able to carry Frodo and not be effected by the ring means the ring doesn’t understand transitive properties so they could have just taped the ring to a mouse and then carried the mouse with no ill effects. Whole thing would have taken 20 minutes.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) June 8, 2021
Vegan shrimp 😍 pic.twitter.com/BfNLAE5sew
— Next Up 🏁 (@DemarcoBroadus) June 12, 2021
Surely there must be more to life than being excited to go to your bed after work every night?
— b.b (@benoobrown) June 9, 2021
When I was in my 20’s I knew a guy named Jesus. He had an older brother named Moses and a younger brother named Steve. If that doesn’t sum up what’s it’s like to be the 3rd kid, I don’t know what does.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) June 8, 2021
*10 year olds doing TikToks*
me at 10: pic.twitter.com/DN53AuSv9t
— KING💎 (@jackfrost8) June 10, 2021