Don’t you all want to do something for a famous personality? You don’t? It doesn’t matter. Donald Trump himself will soon celebrate his birthday and TheTweetOfGod has come up with a concept with which everyone can participate in this event. We wish you a lot of fun!
this CAN’T be the same USA Miley was partying in
— Pre K ❄️ (@stayfrea_) June 12, 2020
man what the fuck??? pic.twitter.com/63M3goNDiO
— tyris (@afendifact) June 13, 2020
This is a good time to question absolutely everything. You want to go back to the same old system?
— John Boyega (@JohnBoyega) June 13, 2020
The British far right.
Bullying families having a picnic.
— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) June 13, 2020
Today I told a white woman who was about to get into an elevator with us without a mask that she’d have to wait for the next one. I pushed the button & the doors closed over her shocked face & I am carrying this energy with me forever.
— Natalia Sylvester: pre-order RUNNING (@NataliaSylv) June 14, 2020
Trump still hasn’t totally figured out how to drink water pic.twitter.com/IO8CDXmD9i
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 13, 2020
Me: 911, what's your emergency
Caller: There's a huge fight going on next door
Me: Would you like us to send an unintelligent narcissist with anger issues and a gun?
Caller: Omg yes thank you
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) June 13, 2020
Sunday is the President's birthday, and I was wondering if you'd chip in on a gift for him.
The gift is the hashtag #TrumpWearsAdultDiapers.
I can't tell you what it would to Me and him to have that trend on his special day.
Plus it's true. Trump wears adult diapers.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 14, 2020
If humans have different blood types do mosquitoes see us as different flavours?
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) June 13, 2020
my job sent out an email begging for people to work overtime with extra $50 per hour and the email said “NO CAP” and idk if it means they are deadass or there isn’t a limit ?
— air miles manda (@ds13722) June 12, 2020