If you watched Futurama, we don’t need to explain what a Suicide Booth is. For all of you who don’t know, these are booths found on nearly every street in the year 3000. They look roughly the same as a phone booth and when in use, a sign above the entrance lights up. A visit costs 25 Cent and they have two modes of death: «quick and painless» and «slow and horrible». You may ask now, why we are talking about this. Well, because Suicide Booths remind us of going to work on Monday, especially the part were «slow and horrible» kicks in. But, if you are willing to live and stay with us, skip Suicide Booths and enjoy our gems for today instead.
i found this $5,000 shelf on the side of the road 😭 pic.twitter.com/UDLaNP9baw
— j u n i p e r (@SAlNTBUTCHER) June 9, 2021
yall made fun of plankton for dating a computer screen and now look at you
— serhat (@boysbIush) June 13, 2021
— Perritos haciendo caras (@PerrosHacenCara) June 11, 2021
One time I almost got fired because a district manager asked me how long it would take to fix someone's inventory fuck up on the computer and i said "an hour and a half" and they went "how long would it take with my help?" And I said "3 hours"
— Beardo 'Witcher-Pilled' Weirdo (@ItsBeardoWeirdo) June 12, 2021
I would love to show someone from 1995 this picture and ask them what they think is happening here pic.twitter.com/Y6a50Q3zmy
— Mike Royce (@MikeRoyce) June 13, 2020
this is a car chase waiting to happen pic.twitter.com/naeYSivNax
— Amanda Lehr (@am_lehr) June 12, 2021
this vegetarian shit so easy, i eat oatmeal for breakfast and the rest of the day i survive on my feelings of superiority
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) June 13, 2021
— Read Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler (@JoshuaPotash) June 13, 2021
e3 2021 pic.twitter.com/3HE31GdEck
— Cecil Trachenburg (@GoodBadFlicks) June 13, 2021
If you wanted to know what being at the top of your game looks like…
My husband and I are about to take a nap because we have an 8:30 dinner reservation and we need to nap in order to stay up that late.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) June 12, 2021