Hello again! If you wonder what day it is, don’t check your calendar. It’s a trap! Lifehack: Unless, you’re not looking, it’s not Monday! Seriously, stop checking your calendar. There is a 71,43 % chance, that you have to go to work. That’s quite unfair, isn’t it? So to avoid that, stay at home, ignore the date and enjoy our daily!
Don’t fight with Gen Z you can’t win. Once when I was teaching an SAT prep class, I told everyone to “quiet down” and one girl just said “hahah ok sweater!” (because I was wearing a sweater.) Every single one laughed at me….
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) June 14, 2020
“ur so quiet” thx I spent years getting ignored so I simply do not speak anymore
— 𝓑𝓻𝓲 (@itsbri_babyyy) June 13, 2020
i love exposed brick. sure i see bricks outside all the time, but once they're inside? that’s when things really change for me
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) June 14, 2020
ok do we all collectively have that one dude shooting fireworks in the neighborhood every night?
— denver nugget jeans (@kevingtsai) June 14, 2020
COVID 19 is the worst disease process I’ve ever worked with in my 8 years as an ICU nurse.
When they say “recovered” they don’t tell you that that means you may need a lung transplant. Or that you may come back after d/c with a massive heart attack or stroke bc COVID makes
— Cherie Antoinette (@sheriantoinette) June 14, 2020
My dad went from “but alllives matter?!!” to going to his first BLM protest yesterday all from having open conversation and discussion. That shit can work and it matters and I’m damn proud of him
— Johnny Berchtold 🎃🔪 (@JohnnyBerchtold) June 13, 2020
To make sure nobody shares a photo of you, put a GettyImages® watermark on your face mask. pic.twitter.com/zSCkyic3LV
— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) June 14, 2020
I would love to show someone from 1995 this picture and ask them what they think is happening here pic.twitter.com/Y6a50Q3zmy
— Mike Royce (@MikeRoyce) June 13, 2020
I made some mediocre eggs Benedict and drank a watered down screwdriver and then lit $120 on fire but it wasn’t the same, man I miss brunch
— the drake gatsby (@DrakeGatsby) June 14, 2020
god: these are humans
angel: how do they work?
god: [rubbing temples] not…not welll
— james (@comicguyjames) June 14, 2020