Hooray, it’s Wednesday! We are half way through the week which gives us mixed feelings, wether we should start drinking or not. However, while you are reading this, chances are high that some of us already made that decision after a serious discussion which ended by flipping a nickel. As we celebrate and drop our pants, feel free to enjoy these 10 gems for today.
look at this cow with the number 7 on his head pic.twitter.com/n3J8kntMZQ
— daniel 𓃒 (@tiredtaurus) May 30, 2021
next level social distancing game pic.twitter.com/hsm76v5Jti
— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) May 31, 2021
Y’all remember when we hade to download an app to use flashlights? pic.twitter.com/cP1rBPMQWa
— KWAB🇬🇭 (@kwab122) May 31, 2021
my mom thinks she so funny man pic.twitter.com/TG7yuJlWFx
— milk (@milkinhisbag) May 30, 2021
Sent my bf to get me a beauty blender and this is what he came back with 😂 pic.twitter.com/s2e4wvvl0p
— michelle (@mixhelleeg) May 29, 2021
I regret getting the vaccine. I am now having too much fun and spending too much money.
— Jack (@GayLaVie) May 30, 2021
Pablo Escobar had 30 hippos in a private sanctuary and now they’re loose and have a giant herd in the lakes outside Medellin and the Colombian government has lost 10 men trying to recapture them and just gave up.
— Haradrina (@MusingsHistory) May 30, 2021
girl i’m on a date with: omg a spider kill it!!!!
me also afraid of spiders but trying to play it cool: what if he has a job
— cor y (@coolmathgame_) May 31, 2021
I hope my dog never finds out I am made of bones
— pj evans (@pjayevans) May 31, 2021
9-year-old: *makes as much noise as humanly possible*
Me: Keep it down. I'm trying to work.
9: Keep it down. I'm trying to play.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 1, 2021