Today we have everything for you! And when we say everything, we mean everything! Children, dogs, cats, a real bad boy for life, Trump, dystopian novels, a pine cone, and a grandmother. Any other wishes unfulfilled? We wish you a lot of fun!
my son just came up to me and said, “it’s ironic that the same people who scream all lives matter are the ones who refuse to wear a mask”
he’s a year old. and a cat
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) June 20, 2020
damn ive been so careful in my building lately so i don’t kill my elderly downstairs neighbor, and today, i look in our backyard, and she’s having a fucking barbecue party. here i am wearing gloves and a gas mask while doing laundry in our shared basement
— holmes holmes (@_holmes_holmes) June 19, 2020
— James Fridman (@fjamie013) June 20, 2020
He's a weirdo. But I still love him. pic.twitter.com/zwdOVEjHaI
— Welcome To Nature (@welcomet0nature) June 19, 2020
I wear a mask because if the experts are correct, I could potentially prevent someone from getting sick and dying. If the experts are wrong, the most I’m out is the inconvenience of wearing a piece of fabric on my face.
I often wonder who raised some of y’all.
— Scott Charles (@TheScottCharles) June 17, 2020
[ad for 2020]
but wait! 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀’𝙎 𝙈𝙊𝙍𝙀
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) June 20, 2020
Dystopian future novels never predicted how dumb it would actually be.
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) June 20, 2020
Wait, kids on TikTok reserved the empty seats at Trumps rally?
The President was publicly trolled by our children. Have an extra drink tonight parents, you’ve done well.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 21, 2020
Relax, its a pine cone pic.twitter.com/V3rULKuOjl
— Dan (@NoTalentAC) June 19, 2020
justin bieber: swag swag swag on you, chilling by the fire while we eatin fondue
12 year old me: ay rewind that part
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) June 20, 2020