Today we have everything for you! And when we say everything, we mean everything! Children, dogs, cats, a real bad boy for life, Trump, dystopian novels, a pine cone, and a grandmother. Any other wishes unfulfilled? We wish you a lot of fun!
#1:
my son just came up to me and said, “it’s ironic that the same people who scream all lives matter are the ones who refuse to wear a mask”
he’s a year old. and a cat
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) June 20, 2020
#2:
damn ive been so careful in my building lately so i don’t kill my elderly downstairs neighbor, and today, i look in our backyard, and she’s having a fucking barbecue party. here i am wearing gloves and a gas mask while doing laundry in our shared basement
— holmes holmes (@_holmes_holmes) June 19, 2020
#3:
— James Fridman (@fjamie013) June 20, 2020
#4:
He's a weirdo. But I still love him. pic.twitter.com/zwdOVEjHaI
— Welcome To Nature (@welcomet0nature) June 19, 2020
#5:
I wear a mask because if the experts are correct, I could potentially prevent someone from getting sick and dying. If the experts are wrong, the most I’m out is the inconvenience of wearing a piece of fabric on my face.
I often wonder who raised some of y’all.
— Scott Charles (@TheScottCharles) June 17, 2020
#6:
[ad for 2020]
but wait! 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀’𝙎 𝙈𝙊𝙍𝙀
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) June 20, 2020
#7:
Dystopian future novels never predicted how dumb it would actually be.
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) June 20, 2020
#8:
Wait, kids on TikTok reserved the empty seats at Trumps rally?
The President was publicly trolled by our children. Have an extra drink tonight parents, you’ve done well.— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 21, 2020
#9:
Relax, its a pine cone pic.twitter.com/V3rULKuOjl
— Dan (@NoTalentAC) June 19, 2020
#10:
justin bieber: swag swag swag on you, chilling by the fire while we eatin fondue
12 year old me: ay rewind that part
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) June 20, 2020
