Today is the longest day of the year in the northern hemisphere known as summer solstice, estival solstice or as some people call it: midsummer. This event occurs when one of the Earth’s poles has its maximum tilt toward the Sun. In reality that means, if this bright and yellow ball upon the sky reaches its highest position, it’s the date with the longest period of daylight. So be prepared and don’t forget your sunglasses before leaving home. Ironically this event is on a Monday this year, a day where everything feels stretched already. Good news is, you don’t need to work any longer than normally. Bad news is, days are getting shorter from now on. Whether you like to celebrate this special date or not, we advise you to drink some chilled liquor and read our gems for today. Enjoy!
#1:
it's his world and we're just living in it pic.twitter.com/aMPiU9MG7J
— grace spelman: CEO of being bad at math (@GraceSpelman) June 20, 2021
#2:
— Brett Davis🌹 (@realBrettDavis) June 19, 2021
#3:
can’t wait to go to parties again so I can stand in the corner like this for 20 minutes before leaving pic.twitter.com/eRXb0sqZde
— Saddington 3 (In Production) (@2Saddington) June 18, 2021
#4:
My girlfriend accidentally conditioned me into making soup for her after we have sex
— Warlock (@assen_tiddie) June 19, 2021
#5:
Instead of cancelling student debt we should transfer it all to one student. One sacrificial lamb who bears it all for our educational sins.
— Sigma Snake ☭🐍 (@NotComradeSnake) June 17, 2021
#6:
seems wrong that thousands of people have to work in awful conditions so jeff bezos can fly to space and have a house with 25 bathrooms but sadly there’s simply no other way to organize an economy
— Being nice, feeling nice (@InternetHippo) June 20, 2021
#7:
Is anybody else finding that you're doing things you used to do before the pandemic, and they exhaust you 20x as much as they did before the pandemic?😅
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) June 19, 2021
#8:
nobody:
dads: pic.twitter.com/e4cgLzW4HI
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) June 20, 2021
#9:
Just my neighbours off to work. I should write a sitcom where we live above three human statues who are roommates. pic.twitter.com/ys4JfDhGDV
— ␀ (@_jssb) June 18, 2021
#10:
got drunk at a bar once and went home with some dude. we ordered wings and as i’m taking my first bite i see dude in my peripheral eating a piece of celery and crying. i was like uh you ok and whilst crying he goes i’m vegan. i lost my shit laughing and he asked me to leave.
— .:RiotGrl:. (@RiotGrlErin) June 16, 2021
