Best of Twitter from June 25, 2021

It’s Friday and with a little bit of luck we might even be able to pretend that there are about 60 hours of total relaxation ahead of us. Which of course is completely sufficient to recover from another week of labor in a system in which calculations about whether a plane should do an unplanned landing in case of a medical emergency (haha no) or simply pay a compensation and keep the flight plan exist. In fact, we all know we’re going to spend at least 12 of those 60 hours trying to figure out how to avoid bumping into that one neighbor who is wearing nothing but the same shorts from May to October looking for a nice little chat. But hey, it could be a lot worse. For example we could live in California, where currently another drought continues to choke the southwest of the country – which of course has absolutely nothing to do with any man-made climatic extremes. But don’t worry, dear Californians. Your tap water (if there is) may taste a little weird, but you know the old saying: If life gives you lemons, make it whitewasher for drinking water! Whatever you do, please do not forget to have a little fun with the best Tweets from today!