People say that this second massive wave that hit America was due to memorial weekend. July 4th is coming up, and I honestly don’t want to think about a third wave. I get it, we like to party also, but that does not mean going out there and acting like COVID-19 just got up and left. Like Covid-19 just one day said I think they had enough, pack their bag and just poof, magically disappeared. If you are as frustrated as I am, then you’ve come to the right place. We promise that today’s Daily will make you laugh. If our Daily doesn’t make you laugh, then you can go back to being angry at the birdbrained nation! Enjoy!
#1:
Me: wow marriage is easy
First born child: bitch you thought
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) June 26, 2020
#2:
Quarantine has changed me in that i now fully understand why people are just yelling to themselves on the street sometimes
— ✨V✨ (@coolauntV) June 26, 2020
#3:
Computer: would you like to update?
Me: remind me tomorrow
[tomorrow]
Me: I did not see this coming
— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) June 26, 2020
#4:
*donning mask & gloves*
“All right, we get in, get the stuff, get out. Fast and precise so nobody has to die. Let’s go!”
🤝
2019 2020
heist grocery
movie peptalk— ADHDeanBLM (@ADHDeanASL) June 26, 2020
#5:
Bro😂😂😂I aint never laughed so hard before pic.twitter.com/4kvDqbN0RH
— $agittarius (@taaydominique) June 24, 2020
#6:
[America, makes zero effort to learn from or change any of its behavior]
AMERICANS: Why does this all keep happening??
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) June 26, 2020
#7:
Italy down to only 190 Covid cases yesterday after their insane outbreak. France down to 81. Spain around 330. The USA? 33,399. Birdbrained nation.
— sabres doomer (@BrianduNord) June 24, 2020
#8:
Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) June 26, 2020
#9:
ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about "cover your pin" mf you the thief
— ɢᴇᴄᴏʀɪᴏᴜs. (@Gecorious_) June 25, 2020
#10:
im flying spirit yall…. pray for me pic.twitter.com/NBhCBPzKgx
— nelly ✧ (@cIeotrapa) June 25, 2020