Blessed be the days, the weekend has finally arrived. Not to be religious at all, but kudos to the idea of a holy Sunday. And what’s holier than celebrating nature and your undying soul? In a hammock. With a spiritual sandwich. Enjoying the pure existence of God’s nicest cider, listening to a podcast about pagan rituals and the invention of beer. For educational purposes only of course, you have to know what to avoid. And if that means you have to read evil literature like Harry Potter before exploring what’s so sinful about a black unicorn themed orgy in the name of the Dark Lord, so be it. Sacrifices must be made. Not especially unholy but definitely also fun are our Tweets of the day. What you do after reading them is absolutely up to you. Have fun!
#1:
Corgis are great when you want a wolf that's a loaf of bread.
— Ozzy (@ozzyunc) June 23, 2021
#2:
inventor of the tab key: what if the spacebar got mad
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) June 24, 2021
#3:
When your doorbell rings but you’re not expecting anyone pic.twitter.com/J0zdlgTmUd
— Ghostface Kryllah (@Kryzazy) June 24, 2021
#4:
your girl is in the groupchat saying “please respect my decision” before sending your picture
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) June 24, 2021
#5:
[riding a rollercoaster]
my body: what is happening
me: i’m tricking you into thinking you’re dying
my body: ok
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) June 24, 2021
#6:
if i were a 400 year old immortal vampire, i would simply not enrol in a local high school
— elle meets world (@ellewasamistake) June 26, 2021
#7:
asked for a bagel at the coffee shop this morning. the barista got this 1000 yard stare and just softly said “bagel machine caught on fire.” i need to know more about this situation. you’ve got me hooked
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) June 24, 2021
#8:
Bring them back pic.twitter.com/nerYJp4PeC
— Daniel,Monsieur Lafleur to u Baron of Cadillac (@lafleurmtl) June 25, 2021
#9:
therapist: start from the beginning
george lucas: no
— john (@mrjohndarby) June 25, 2021
#10:
“I don’t like girls with tattoos” don’t worry they don’t like you either <3
— Shenanigans (@Shenanigans_luv) June 25, 2021
