Hello and good evening to everyone, but especially to «Omi & Opi», who are currently on their way to the witness protection program after their … lovely grandchild thought it would be a great idea to wave a sign the size of Texas on Saturday’s stage 1 of the Tour de France. So far it is unclear whether it was an ingenious advertising move of the fence industry or just the regular lunatic who doesn’t know how to write a freaking postcard, but hey, strolling through the unlimited vastness of one of the most popular social media platforms on a daily basis gives us an idea. If you want to find out what’s going on without loosing your mind, relax, we got you. Please have fun with the best Tweets of the day!
Is the reason we all have to go back to offices because not doing so would initiate a commercial real estate collapse?
— emily freeman (@editingemily) June 28, 2021
It wasn’t the waste of time you think. JJ had me read the entire script aloud, except for the character’s dialogue. I actually did more work for Abrams on that one day than in Episodes 7 & 9 combined. https://t.co/v4hzPKscwg
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) June 28, 2021
living in your parent’s house is free bc you pay with your soul
— venus (@THECOOLISSUE) June 28, 2021
study finds owning a top hat and opera glasses makes you live longer https://t.co/qudoTYf8sg
— Shaun (@shaun_vids) June 28, 2021
need to recover from going out for two hours last night by spending the next two days in bed. surely you guys understand.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) June 27, 2021
The scariest part of the dentist as an adult is the bill.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 24, 2021
“I have a bachelors degree”
— Brown Aesthetic (@BrownAesthetic6) June 24, 2021
A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said ’94. He replied ‹Is that 1994?›. Oh sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.
— George Pointon (@GeorgePointon_) June 28, 2021
Sex and Candy plays on the car radio as a silent tension builds between 13yo me and my mom. Finally she says, «What do you know about sex?» I tell her, and she responds, «That’s close enough.» That was my sex talk.
I will always resent Marcy Playground.
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) June 28, 2021
My dad died this morning.
When he was given his death sentence last month (pancreatic cancer), first thing he said was this:
«But I have so many books left to read …😪»
He was a damn good guy. pic.twitter.com/wTVbqnzgCa
— D. Earl Stephens ✍️ (@EarlOfEnough) June 28, 2021